Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Funny In 140 Chars – Twitter Comedy (IV)

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Fun in 140 characters twitter comedy trends

Twitter is a site that never sleeps ! You have loads of tweets flooding on your TL 24X7. How many of you login to twitter and find it hard to logout ? *Me me me* Yes ! Its one addictive hell of a micro blogging site. With millions of users joining twitter everyday twitter has just begun to get way more interesting than it was before. It keeps you entertained with better stuff unlike the saas-bahu sagas on Tv’s ! You just have to follow the right handles on twitter!
Every time I login I wish time stopped and I could keep reading, laughing, @interacting and re-tweeting tweets the whole day ! Twitter is my favorite pass time. Forget stand up comedians you’ll find eak se badkar eak tweetaar comedians on twitter ! Twitter not just about retweets and followers!
I’ll tell you what comedy is KING on twitter and humor is the QUEEN! Tweeple who have any of these are mini celebs on twitter, and those who are blessed to tweet with both comedy and humor you know what I call them? TWELEB :P . Tweeps who aren’t professional stand up comedians and live a normal life have amassed legions of followers by tweeting funny tweets . Their followers later hang on to every 140-character quip of these twelebs.
All those who find it hard to read cartoons and stories to have a quick laugh its time to open an account on twitter and follow the right people ! If you are already a bit funny in real life, the next best thing you can do is follow a bunch of funny people.
Everytime I snigger or laugh like I just read the funniest thing in my life , my family wonders what I am reading , while I actually am LOLing over a tweet on my TL!
Following are few of the funniest tweets I stumbled upon last week ! You are free to #LOL or #ROFL after reading them ! You are welcome

 Waitress: Is this your grandma? Me: My wife. Waitress: ... Me: ... Waitress: I am SO sorry. *walks away* Grandma: Nice one. High five!
          — Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) September 18, 2015
Any top favorite among all of these? Have you retweeted any of them yet? If not how can you not RT these tweets ?! They are awesome !
PS: Not everyone would find them funny. Well different people, different tastes !But don’t worry twitter is full of @heelariious people ;) Iam sure you’ll find a few funny ones soon on your TL!
#proTip: If you want to get twitter famous follow their footsteps :p #KThanxBye
Until next time
Love
@Happychirpings aka Najm Nisa ;)

Sunday, September 13, 2015

Crane Collapse in Mecca- A tragedy not to rejoice over !

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Stop hate- Spread love

Every time the phone rings at late hours during nighttime I freak out ! Its either news that one of my relatives be it close or faraway expire or it’s definitely some bad news. And day before yesterday when my dad received a call at 12:30 am I had a feeling it was very bad news. It was my uncle calling to tell that the sad tragedy of a crane collapsing over the Grand Mosque had killed over a 100 people in Mecca. The crane collapsed after a strong thunderstorm hit Mecca

My parents are leaving for Saudi Arabia this week and this will be their first hajj pilgrimage. Such incidents do scare the public but no matter what the Hajjis will not stop. Maybe it’s the faith, which cannot be moved just like the mountains Allah created . With more than 2 million people to complete Hajj this year this incident will barely have any effect. We can only hope safety measures are taken and more such incidents are avoided.

I hardly read the newspaper and my only source of knowing the current happening and NEWS is through twitter trending topics or blogposts . And recently when a read an article on the crane collapse accident there were awful and hate messages posted by barbaric people . I don’t get it. have people lost faith or are they suffering from a disease that wants them to have a laugh on the name of religion when humanity is hurt. Well if you are happy that people from a religion you hate died why not keep it for yourself and go to hell but o they want to show the world they are hypocrites and barbaric humans.

Lives lost no matter where is a sad thing and not a thing rejoice over. My mother was all tears and said that all those who lost lives are residents of heaven now. I have seen hundreds of people wishing they could die in Mecca , but I guess God has other plans for each one of us. May Allah put their souls to rest and give them Jannah.

You have to give it up to the faith the pilgrims carry in their hearts . No one has turned their backs , the Hajj will go on for sure.My thoughts and prayers are with those who have lost loved ones at Mecca . I also hope people change their attitude towards the loss innocent human life .

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I was inspired to write this blog post after reading hate messages and messages where young women and men rejoiced over the incident here and stated that this was a moment of happiness as the tragedy took place on 9/11 anniversary. We are all Hindus or Muslims or Christian or Jews capable of getting hurt and having the power to hurt, and its the reason why its saddening to see people enjoying the death of so many innocent people. When will people realise hate does not do anything but spew out more hate. Get over your hypocrisy !May the souls of the innocent victims of this disaster rest in peace!

Until next time,

Love

Najm Nisa

Friday, August 21, 2015

Airtel 4G ~ A speed magnet!

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In my previous post, I spoke about how elated I was to hear about Airtel's new 4G sim. The 4G sim is hyped to be a game changer and phenomenal invention by Airtel which boasts speed. What with it's stunning performance and connectivity, it's rapidly gaining a lot of fame all over the globe.

Being a social media addict myself, I personally know how crucial speed is when it comes to an internet connection! A slow internet connection kills you, especially if you are social media freak. It kills to wait for your videos to load, kills to see that the download time left for your favorite movie is 10 hours and so on!

Keeping all this in mind, Airtel introduced the 4G sim which came as a blessing to all fast network lovers. Airtel has been doing a lot of promotions, out of which the most interesting was when they gave out free 4G sim cards to Airtel users to try out their creation. The free sim cards were home delivered to anyone who applied for it by simply sending a tweet to @AirtelIndia using the hashtag #GetAirtel4G. I got mine with an hour of applying, my sister too! :) What really moved me was the fact that it was raining cats and dogs the day I applied for the sim and the poor courier guy came all the way to my home in that rain to home deliver it. It was a touching gesture by Airtel :)

I am totally impressed by my new 4G sim's speed! There's no lag while using any app and movies/videos get downloaded within a matter of minutes. What surprises me is apps and games like Minion Rush, which normally take 5 hours for complete installation on a normal network took just half an hour! This was when I fell in love.

Now with such a fast internet network under my hood, my social media life will see wonderful days :D There won't be any slow connectivity stress and it will be a boost to my health too. Lately, I have had to travel a lot which is why I have become more of a cell phone person than a laptop one. Which means that mobile network means a lot to me. I have heard Airtel's made 4G available for laptops too. Will try it out soon. I am sure it'll be as impressive as this 4G sim or maybe more. Can't wait to try!

Meanwhile, I am totally loving the 4G sim and totally recommend all you wonderful readers to go and book yourself one ASAP! :) For more info on the same, you can check out their website. You can also do as I did, send a tweet to @AirtelIndia on Twitter using the hashtag #GetAirtel4G for a free 4G sim home delivered within 2 hours. I guess the offer's still on so hurry!

Asta lavista!

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Keep Calm And Choose 4G with Airtel !

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keep calm and choose 4g network
Ask a man what angers him the most, and you’ll not be surprised to find the answer is nothing but slow internet connection. Gone are the days when you used to wait for ages for a movie to download or wait for several minutes before google appeared with what you searched for.
Well well no more getting angry on a network that runs slower than a snail, its time to Keep Calm and Choose the 4G ! I remember the times when I was using 2G and I must agree it wasn’t all those motivational quotes or those speeches that got me to be patient , it was 2G network on my phone ! *Pun Intended* . Thanks to technology we keep progressing and with Airtel coming up with 4G god decided to actually reward us for all the patience we passed during 2G and 3G network connections. The icing on the cake is well my new buy the Moto G 3rd gen. My family is freaking crazy about Moto G 2nd gen and I was the only one stuck with an oldie phone and when I finally decided to buy a Moto G flipkart came up with an upgraded version of 3rd gen and guess what it supports 4G :D So yes I ended up buying Moto G 3rd gen that would mean I bought a phone that supported 4G unknowingly :P *mini happy dance*
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The only problem that seemed to stop me from getting a 4G was a SIM . I could walk into my nearest Airtel store and switch to a 4G SIM But thanks to Airtel again , these gaiz are giving us a way to swap our SIMS to 4G free of cost *breaks into a jig* All I had to do was go to their website and request for a 4G SIM and Airtel will deliver it to my home! And now that I have requested for the SIM I can’t wait to get my hands on it and start using the fastest network ever!
airtel 4g fastI have been hearing a lot about Airtel's 4G speedy network and ever since Airtel launched their new TVC on Television today I can’t help but wait for my doorbell to ring !
Get free 4G sim airtel
Airtel launched their TVC today all across India. Pretty interesting TVC I must say.The TVC shows a woman winning a challenge with the help of 4G speed network on her phone. It also shows her winning every challenge including downloading a movie first , finding the best MBA colleges within a couple of minutes! Have you watched the TVC yet Well its an intriguing one. Do watch it! It got me started and I actually ended up requesting for a 4G SIM!

  
Plus its so easy to switch to a 4G SIM !
The cherry on the cake is that Airtel throws a challenge at us that if any of of the other networks we are now currently using beats their 4G network they are ready to pay are bills for life! Now to challenge something like that one definitely has something big in store !

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With 4G available at the price of 3G from Airtel, you can certainly invest in this device and take advantage of good speeds. So what are you guys waiting for get started with 4G speed internet! With 4G internet I am sure everybody would be reacting this way ;)

AIRTEL 4G IS AWESOMEE
Hence I conclude Airtel’s 4G is the key to happiness ! :D

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Where the wishing never ends.. #AbHarWishHogiPoori with Flipkart!

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ab har wish hogi poori flipkart
Everytime you think of good food you are reminded of your home. Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past.
Nothing can beat the food cooked by a mother, or a bhabhi or a sister. Agree ? I remember my mom waking up early and preparing hot breakfast for my family and then she would cook for our lunch boxes to take away to school and then she would start the cooking session again after we left for school. This time she would cook lunch and then later at night she would cook dinner. From what I remember she was almost all day in the kitchen making sure her family ate the best and healthiest food every single time. Sigh. That’s why nobody can ever replace a mom. It would be very hard for my mom to look after four of us siblings along with her my granny and grandpa if not for my didi. My elder sister used to get up along with my mom early morning , help my mom in cooking and pack her lunch and pack our lunch boxes, after which she had to run to the bus stop to catch her bus to college.


My mom always made sure we had home made food and we had very little to do with eat outs. We hardly ate in restaurants and my mom was very strict when it came to fast food . She was against all the fast food we would eat outside. But as children we would cringe and not understand her point . We wanted to eat at the school canteen. We wanted to binge on samosas on the street side and eat out at McD every weekend. Thanks to my Di we got what we wished for . Yes. My Di loved innovation while cooking and every time we wanted to eat out she would google the recipe on the desktop we owned and would cook up the exact thing we wished to eat !
It was not until Vidya from vidyascooking.blogspot.in wished for an Usha Halogen oven , I hoped my sister could actually be the best cook if she had access to a cute halogen oven like Vidya’s . But hey if it wasn’t for her we would have never had yummy tasty fast food made at home ! She would bake cakes in a pressure cooker and make the best burgers on tawa ! yes ! And 2 months back my Di got married. It was a happy affair but I have to admit I miss her. Like hell. Her smile. Her laughter. Her motivation. And her willingness to make sure we ate what we wished for. So two months back when she was getting married she had to put her job on hold for she would travelling a lot during the next 4 months. This was when one of my aunt suggested that she take up food blogging seriously. My Di used my dad’s laptop whenever she needed but her best buddy was her long time BFF LG desktop which has been in my family for almost 10 years now. She smiled at my aunt for her suggestion but there was this sad smile I recognized instantly. I then realized it was because she had to say goodbye to her desktop after marriage . You know how women get attached to things.
The marriage took place in all grandeur and my Di was to leave for her honeymoon within a week’s time that is when I thought it was time to atleast try repaying a lil part of what my Di did for all of us all through her life. I wanted to gift her something special, something she was in need for, and guess what I bought her a gift she wished for :D
Ab Har wish hogi poori blogger wish chain
Shopping at Flipkart is like a favorite hobby for me. Ever since my first purchase of a novel on flipkart 4 years back I have shopped like crazy on the website. It just got better and better. Flipkart made gifting easier than anyone could’ve imagined. hence my first thought of buying a gift was from flipkart. I has decided upon a laptop. Everybody in my family suggested it was better to buy such a big gift offline as taking a risk online was not worth it. But I trusted flipkart and wanted the best for my sweetest Di who always believed in giving . Hence my search for the best laptop began and thanks to all the reviews I was able to zero upon a HP Laptop within no time. I wanted her to know that we cared for the things she wished for. I wanted her to take up what she loved and I was sure she wanted to take up food blogging , for which she need a good laptop and not a old memory wala desktop. It was time to upgrade and wish for new things.
After consenting my brother who is more knowledgeable when it comes to electronics I ordered a laptop. My sister had to leave for her in laws in two days time. I was worried her gift wouldn’t reach on time and cursed for not selecting next day delivery during checkout. But Flipkart has a tendency to amaze every wisher out there. I wished my sister to be happy. My sister wished she could blog anytime anywhere, and thanks to Flipkart they delivered her gift the very next day !
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I had it gift packed and my my the emotions that followed after I she opened the gift were endless. We both were in tears and she hugged me and promised to let me eat every thing she would blog about. ha ha ! It was a moment of bonding and happiness . Love you Flipkart, love you for the amazing price you gave for the gift I bought for her, love you for the speedy delivery even though I hadn’t selected next day delivery. Love love LOVE You gaiz so much !
So have you shopped for a gift your loved one wished for? If not , do now :)
Keep wishing!
keep shopping!
Until next time
Love
Najm

Monday, July 20, 2015

Currently Loving – ASUS Zenfone 2

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When it comes to smartphones in android, all conversations start with a great camera and excellent battery life. I have heard a few biggies have surpassed this test of emerging out as a winner in both fields. The latest to enter the arena of the biggies is the supercool Asus Zenfone 2 !
You know your life sucks when you have to work 24x7 and yet keep up with house work and parties. What makes life simpler at these times is a good phone. Yes. With hundreds of phones emerging in the android market it is hard to find the perfect phone but I am thankful that I got my hands on the all new ASUS Zenfone 2 ! A beauty in all sense! It is a win-win phone when it comes to performance and camera .
I had heard raving reviews about this phone and after one of my blogger friend recommended it I had a peek into the zenfone 2 history. It’s a phone which has gone wild and people are buying it ruthlessly, no wonder the phone is praised so much.
Coming to what I liked about the phone are the amount of specs ASUS is offering at a lucrative price !5.5 big inch screen along with powerful quad-core processor, 4GB of RAM, 64GB of storage and large battery it’s a phone to die for. It’s a phone all those price conscious phone lovers crave for, which includes me *grinning*
The designing is cool and I like it how Asus adds in the element of color in their phones. The beauty of this phone is doubled by the slim 3.9 edge, undoubtedly an engineering feet. Its beautiful in every way and extremely comfy to hold in my small hands.
The best part about this phone is that it comes with a camera so good you know you have bought a phone worth every penny! ZenFone 2’s 13MP PixelMaster camera with its f/2.0-aperture lens captures pictures that are of high-resolution and can be used even for blogging purposes. Yayy! Also I loved the Low Light mode that captures up to 400% brighter photos in low-lit areas without the need for a flash.
And in addition to all of these another feature which actually caught my attention is the fast charging one. Imagine 60% of Battery Capacity in 39 Minutes! Wowsome ! With Zenfone 2 now you can always have a charged phone. I am so loving this feature *Happy face* A phone that charges so quickly at the speed of lightening has gotta be the best ! Agree?
Currently I am in love with the Zenfone 2 ,thanks to the faster processor, more storage, and the bundled quick charger. It is now in my wish list and I simply can’t wait to get my hands on this beauty. What are your views about the phone, temme !